"Mom, come in here, I need to draw up my will, just in case."

Because I have this delinquent brother who lacks ANY kind of immune system, so he catches every little illness available to mankind, and brings it inside the castle walls, and GIVES IT TO US.
So today was difficult. The peak of the cold hit me while I was at work, and surprise, we had a staff meeting from 12-4! So I got to sit in a room with fifty odd strangers, and I couldn't stop sniffling.
If this doesn't improve by the morning, I'm going to call out. I don't want to get the other people in the office ill, and this is especially contagious...hitting all over the state. It's that awful, shivery, shuddery, can't get warm, can't cool down, sore throat, runny nose, kind of fever.

So I had to use my cellphone to call the house phone in the kitchen to get any kind of attention; jeez. ;)

Mmm. Sleep.