Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A vague recap of the past two years.

So I'm going to try and remember all the chaos that has been my LIFE since I moved back to the Granite State, in no particular order:

A.LOT.OF.COFFEE.
And pizza.
Two years.
Two relationships.
One car accident.
Colonel Vincent Pickering
Four moves.
Three jobs.
One heart break.
Contra dances.
A couple hundred sleepovers.
A lot of tears.
A lot of smiles.
A lot of laughs.
P.A.S. always.
Two hospital visits.
Saved a life.
Discovered a passion for sunshine.
And for camping.
And for 'Ryan'.
Met a couple hundred new people.
Learned two new trades.
Discovered that I really don't have to rely on other people to be happy.

Quotes:
"He was organizing my cookies for me...ohh wow, I'm done talking. SO AWKWARD."

"I could get neon yellow skinny jeans!" "Yeah, and put 'wide load' on the butt." "HEY!'

"I'm not in a position to treat you like you deserve; I'm a horrible person. But we can be friends right?" Ha.

"What do goats drink?" "GHOSTMILK!" "Wait...I said goats..."

"There is kittyjuice ALL OVER MY LEG."

"...and can we get some extra buffalo sauce with that?"

"So I'm well aware you're a hundred miles away...but I'M LOST."

"HIS HEAD. JUST. EXPLODED."

"I am the MANTRACKER."

"Take a chance!"

"Why d'ya gotta be so damn cute?" "I don't know...just comes naturally, kinda like my AWESOMENESS."

"Hey you. Are you gay? Because your shorts are too small and they show off your package."

"-sniff sniff- PACKAGE BOY."

"The ground is too close to the floor!"

"Quick quick, GO IN THERE!" "But what do I do!?" "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!"

"-says something in Greek-" "What did he say? Was it nice?" "Oh, he said goodnight, yes its nice." "Ah, that's why we didn't understand it."

& there are soo many more.


And the best part?
ZERO regrets. I love my life !

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